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What Part of the Cycle Is This?

It’s April 1st today, and for a split second, the devious thought of dedicating the headline story to something completely false and bullishly unhinged popped into mind.

But as soon as that thought appeared, it was met with a firm, "No. They have suffered enough. This market, in itself, is a joke." There is no distinguishing between an April Fools' prank and reality anymore.

So with that in mind, what part of the cycle is this? It’s the part where we help each other find alternative methods of learning new skills and improving our well-being using AI.

Here are some ideas:

Leverage Trade Memcoins (NFA)

If you want to keep trading, you mad man/woman, Chris has posted a video tutorial on how he used ChatGPT to leverage trade memecoins.

Sounds incredibly risky and like something that should be approached with tight risk management, but for the bold and the bored, here you go:

Build an App in 30 Minutes

Had an app idea but don’t know how to build it? We live in the age of AI making all of this easier. Check out how you can create apps in just 30 minutes:

Build a Game Using Vibe Coding Skills

Here’s a starter guide on how to vibe-code your own game. Many have been doing this, so there are quite a few examples out there if you do a bit of digging on X:

Earn a Side Income

This guy found a few ways to use Grok to earn side income, including building SEO blogs that rank and make him cash:

Get Absolutely Yoked

There are no daily runners or any reason to be at the desk for 16 hours a day anymore, so there’s plenty of time to focus on your health in preparation for when things pick up again. Use Grok to build yourself a structured workout routine and act as your personal trainer.

Having done this myself, I can attest that it works very well. You can tell Grok what your goals are, what you want to achieve, and what equipment you have available, and it will build a program within those parameters.

You can fine-tune things as you go, adjusting based on what works and what doesn’t:

The market might be a circus right now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make the most of this downtime. Make it count!

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Todays Markets

Catch up with Landy in last night’s Macro Monday:

Ordinals

“Who would be listing at these prices hoping for lower? They’re down a lot already. (Ready to eat my words on this one.)”

Those were the famous last words in Issue #161 yesterday regarding the unlocking of entangled Quantum Cats being released back onto the market. Words have been eaten. I am full.

Close to 31% down since yesterday, with the floor at one point dropping an astonishing 50% in just one hour immediately after they were unlocked. The Cats now sit ranked 33rd across all NFT collections and 7th in all of Ordinals.

The ETH influencers are making fun of us again. Historically, that’s a very good sign. Perhaps the only one we have at the moment.

Some slight gains in the bottom half, with Bitmap up another 5% today and newly minted Bitcoin Derby trading on secondary at mint price.

Runes (Bitcoin Memecoins)

Volume remains low, and prices continue to suffer as a result. $CYPHER is the biggest gainer with a 3.5% increase and has been one of the low caps, along with $BRO, that have held their levels over the past few weeks.

Notably absent is OdinDog, which had been the biggest gainer for the previous few days.

As mentioned, after a few good days, it was time for a red one for the OdinFun leader. OdinDog drops 21%.

OdinApe, however, refuses to be put down, gaining 24% and once again closing in on a $7M market cap.

Following in its elder sibling’s footsteps, OdinCat drops 18%, but the standout today is $MUSIC, a "memecoin powered by a deflationary token that burns with every royalty received," which surges 117%.

Is this the next runner?

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